Female server here. I work at a trendy, upscale Italian restaurant.This happened last night.
Table of four sits in my sections, two guys, one girl and one business douche (BD).
Me: Hello, how is everyo-
BD: You don’t look Italian.
Me: Nothing gets past you fake server laugh I’m not.
BD: Well that disappoints me…
Me: I’m sorry my heritage isn’t to your liking (sarcastically), would you like me to find an Italian server for you?
BD: Well, no, but doesn’t that make you false advertising?
Me: Considering how I am not a product and I am not trying to sell myself to you, I would say no.
Only girl at table: offers up a fistbump.
Other guy at table ends up taking the bill and tipping me 40%.