TalesFromThePizzaGuy: Jesus, these fucking.people.

50% off week is upon us, the deal is 50% off on orders of $50 or less. $360 order comes in online, not timed or anything, just “hey we want our shit now.” Start slapping out the first pie, phone rings, soon after it’s answered I hear “stop making that order!” The guy was calling to ask why it wasn’t $180, of course. I made them give me the phone so I could perform the first (of I’m sure many) “sir, read the fine print next time” damage controls. I actually thanked him for calling so early instead of after the order was made.

By: AcidBathVampire